Scaritime Law

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Ethan brings the case against his girlfriend Jayna. Ethan would like to spend one night on the Queen Mary ocean liner. But, reports of ghosts aboard the ship have made Jayna apprehensive about being there at night. Who’s right? Who’s wrong? Expert Witness Carrie Poppy (Oh No, Ross and Carrie) helps the judge decide! Thank you to Maggie Colvett for suggesting this week's title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.4	I'm Baylor F. Jessie Thorn.
0:06.1	This week, scary time law.
0:09.3	Ethan brings the case against his girlfriend, Jaina.
0:12.4	Ethan would like to spend one night on the Queen Mary Ocean liner.
0:16.4	But reports of ghosts aboard the ship have made Jaina apprehensive about being there at
0:21.8	night.
0:22.8	Who's right?
0:23.8	Who's wrong?
0:24.8	Only one man can decide.
0:26.4	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural
0:32.0	reference.
0:33.0	We found a friend, friend, friend in Judge John Hodgman.
0:36.6	He'll pop right in just when you need him most.
0:40.0	And Jessie will too, and you can't do without him.
0:43.8	That bailiff and that judge, John Hodgman goes, this Judge John Hodgman timeoo.
0:50.6	bailiff Jessie Thorn, swear them and even.
0:53.9	Please rise and raise your right hands.
0:56.0	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you
0:59.9	God or whatever?
1:00.9	I do.
1:01.9	I do.
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