Sisterhood of the Gaveling Pants

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2017

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Zoe brings the case against her sister, Mara. Zoe has accused Mara of stealing her clothes and she would like them back. Mara thinks Zoe should be more willing to share. Who's right? Who's wrong? Thank you to Mike Frost & Steve Watts for suggesting this week's title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:05.0	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.
0:06.5	This week, Sister Hood of the Gavilling Pants.
0:10.4	Zoe brings the case against her sister, Mara.
0:13.5	Zoe has accused Mara of stealing her clothes.
0:16.6	She'd like them back.
0:18.1	Mara thinks Zoe should be more willing to share.
0:21.5	Who's right?
0:22.5	Who's wrong?
0:23.5	Only one man can decide.
0:25.5	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
0:29.9	That presents an obscure cultural reference.
0:33.9	Values are like fingerprints.
0:37.4	Nobody's are the same.
0:39.2	But you leave them all over everything you do.
0:42.7	Baylif Jesse Thorn swear them in.
0:45.3	Zoe, Mara, please rise and raise your right hand.
0:47.8	Do you swear to tell the truth?
0:49.3	The whole truth and nothing but the truth
0:51.3	show help you God or whatever?
0:54.0	Yes, I do.
0:55.8	Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling
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