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Vault: Your Cosmetic Surgery Questions Answered

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🗓️ 22 April 2026

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Vault: Your Cosmetic Surgery Questions Answered

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show.

0:02.1

Cosmetic Surgeon, Dr. Cavali, is in. How are you?

0:05.1

Great, thank you. You don't like that label.

0:07.9

I prefer plastic surgeon.

0:09.6

Okay.

0:09.8

Oh, really?

0:10.2

I was staying away from plastic because I thought you weren't going to like that.

0:13.2

No. Well, and there's a reason for it.

0:15.8

Most of us who are board-certified plastic surgeons were certified by the American Board of Plastic Surgery, so that's a phrase that we're attached to. Okay. And there's another reason. Many people who

0:26.8

call themselves cosmetic surgeons are not plastic surgeons. They have more, you have more training.

0:33.3

It may be a gynecologist who's decided to do liposuction. Okay. Or it may be a dermatologist who's doing facelifts, that sort of thing.

0:41.8

Okay.

0:42.0

But their core training was not plastic surgery.

0:44.3

Gotcha.

0:44.8

I thought the word plastic to me felt like so 1986.

0:48.4

I thought that you were going to cringe about that.

0:51.7

No, we still like that.

0:52.6

Okay.

0:53.5

All right.

0:53.7

So if you have any question at all about plastic surgery, then call Dr. Cavali right now, 404-741-Q-100. Linda, good morning. You are on with Dr. Cavali. If you want to be. Good morning. You don't have to be, but you're here, we're here. Do you want to talk? I'm sorry. I'm here. Hi. I have a quick question to ask you. I have a pretty athletic frame, and it seems like I gain all my weight in my thighs, so I was thinking about getting, I don't know if it's liposuction or what, but I've heard lots of scary stories if you have an athletic frame that they can, like, go into the muscle.

1:28.5

And I just wanted to kind of know, A, is it pretty safe to get that removed from your thighs?

1:33.8

What's the recovery, things of that nature?

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