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Vault: His Plan to Save Their Sex Life Is Wild

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🗓️ 22 April 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Vault: His Plan to Save Their Sex Life Is Wild

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.3

A lot of you guys are going to be upset at this.

0:03.6

This email says, if you read this on the radio, please keep me anonymous.

0:08.5

I think that's probably a good idea.

0:10.5

I'm a 34-year-old man with a beautiful wife, three wonderful kids.

0:14.1

I'm a very loyal husband, and my whole life is spent trying to be the best provider I can be to secure my family's well-being.

0:22.4

Being a very strong Christian, I would never ever consider cheating on my wife, but I have

0:27.4

started doing something I am ashamed of.

0:30.4

You see, my wife doesn't want to have sex very often, and I don't understand why.

0:35.3

She says it's because she's tired all of the time from taking care of the kids.

0:39.4

I get tired, too, from work and soccer and home maintenance things, but I look at that as time

0:46.0

to relax and enjoy my relationship with my wonderful wife.

0:49.0

I'm assuming what he means by soccer is like taking the kids to soccer practice and stuff

0:52.4

like that.

0:53.8

She's so sexy and desirable, I can hardly stand the rejection.

0:57.9

I do understand all the hard work that goes into giving our children the best care

1:01.8

by being a stay-at-home mom, but not having a healthy sexual relationship between man and wife

1:07.1

is bad for the whole family.

1:09.8

Here is the reason for my guilty feelings.

1:12.2

I'm so confused as to why my wife only wants to do it about once every two months that I've

1:17.3

allowed myself to get caught up in something that is so disrespectful to her.

1:22.0

I couldn't talk to anybody about this, so I tried to solve the problem on my own.

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