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Vault: You Won’t Believe What Went Wrong Before This Wedding

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🗓️ 22 April 2026

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Vault: You Won’t Believe What Went Wrong Before This Wedding

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:02.4

What were the signs that tell your sister?

0:03.7

Yeah, I don't know if the caller's going to have this, but I know that just the day of the wedding, and I'm sure she has other examples, but the day of the wedding, mom and I were helping sort the gifts, and then her husband actually came in. So first of all, he saw her the day of the wedding. And then they had an argument. so then when she was driving herself to the church,

0:21.9

we had a carport instead of a garage,

0:23.7

the carport, the open carport, and she actually backed into one of the pylons of the carport and almost collapsed the carport right on her wedding day. But my dad's like, you know what, we'll worry about this. You go on ahead, but I'm sure she thought, you know, all those things that were trying to keep her from getting to the church.

0:38.6

And she was even late getting to the ceremony.

0:40.6

I was one of the bridesmaids.

0:41.6

And they were like, where was your sister?

0:42.6

I don't know.

0:43.4

So I think that all those things that day alone made her think, you know, I probably should not have done that because they ended up not working out.

0:51.4

Hey, Nicole.

0:52.4

Good morning. Good morning. How are you? I'm good. How are you guys? Doing okay. So you're starting to see some signs here that maybe this isn't the right thing to do? Yeah, it feels like that a little bit. Well, to start off with, we knew it was not going to be a normal wedding process because we just got engaged at the end of July and we're getting married in October.

1:14.6

So we knew it was going to be fast and that we had a lot that we needed to accomplish in

1:19.1

a very, very short amount of time.

1:21.4

And on top of that, we're funding the wedding ourselves.

1:24.7

And I've been downsized from my company since last october so we

1:29.1

knew our budget was limited um but things just keep happening that we have been like hmm maybe

1:36.9

someone's trying to tell us something maybe we need to listen to it because it's just like

1:42.3

one thing after another not normal things that go

1:45.2

wrong like lots of things that go wrong like what like um well we we've been through two

1:52.6

preachers that have both canceled that's a pretty good sign yeah yeah the first one agreed and two

1:59.9

weeks later we got an email saying that he couldn't do it.

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