Vault: Worst excuse for missing baby's birth
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🗓️ 23 June 2026
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show |
| 0:01.4 | So I was listening to Jen this morning And I watched American Idol last night And you got that big mic dude Do you have the audio of that guy, Andy? Yeah, I do. He's right here. And he was really impressive on the show If you didn't see American Idol last night Here's Big Mike from the show. I'm the next American Idol Because my wife is in labor right now With our first child And she would not be happy if I didn't come home with a victory this week. |
| 0:24.5 | That's big. American Idol because my wife is in labor right now with our first child. She would not be happy if I didn't come home |
| 0:22.7 | with a victory this week. |
| 0:24.5 | And also, I'll pummel |
| 0:26.5 | anybody who disagrees. |
| 0:28.9 | It's like a big personal trainer. |
| 0:30.7 | Me and all my friends |
| 0:32.5 | we always understood. |
| 0:35.6 | They say we we stand for nothing |
| 0:37.6 | and there's no way |
| 0:39.2 | we ever could |
| 0:40.4 | and now we see |
| 0:41.5 | everything |
| 0:42.3 | Okay so the guy |
| 0:43.1 | obviously |
| 0:43.7 | has got some goods there right |
| 0:45.4 | but the truth of the matter is |
| 0:47.0 | his wife's water broke |
| 0:49.9 | while he was in L.A. |
| 0:51.6 | And the chances are pretty good |
| 0:53.0 | he's going to miss |
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