The Bert Show. Here is Elise who has a big weekend ahead of her this weekend. I can't concentrate. No, I'm just kidding. Because her mom is supposed to meet her boyfriend, but there's just one problem. One little itty-bitty problem in the whole plan. Really tiny. Is that there is no boyfriend. Oh boy. Hey, Elise, good morning. Hi, guys. Hi. How are you?

Good, thanks. Okay, so how long has this charade been going on now? It's been going on since

Christmas. Since Christmas. A couple months. All right, so what's the history? Like, your mom's

always pressure in you to have to be in a relationship or something? Yeah, she's constantly nagging me.

And it's not like I don't date.

I totally date.

It's just nothing serious.

But she doesn't understand that at all.

And so, you know, even over Thanksgiving, she pulled my sister aside and asked my sister

if I was a lesbian.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course, most of us.

But...

Well, you say, well, I would bring a girl around if I was a lesbian, like...

You're starting to feel the pressure.

You just really upset me.

And then Christmas, she started getting on my case again.

And all I said was, how do you know I don't have a boyfriend?

And it just kind of started from there.

It's really her fault.

I mean, I made of the joke earlier, but yeah, if parents are on your case about dating somebody, getting married, having children, all, you know, this, me, me,

me, me, me, of course, to get you off our bags, we're going to do something, right? And how old are you? I'm 30. Okay. So even at 30 years old? This never goes away? Like with your mom, they're always pressuring you to be like? Especially as you get older. Yeah, if they're that type of person. Not every mother does it, but if you are that type of mother, yeah.

So you say, how do you know I'm not dating somebody? And then all of a sudden, every time you're on the phone with her, I'm assuming she's like, how's the boyfriend? Well, she wound up telling everybody over Christmas that I had a boyfriend after that because she took it, like, how do I, how does she know I don't have one like I obviously do

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