Vault: She has random panic attacks
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🗓️ 23 June 2026
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.4 | I was telling these guys the other day, you know, like sometimes I'll hit my Lunesta. |
| 0:05.1 | It's the sleeping pill I take, and I've been taking it for like six years now. And I'll get a little loopy, right? When I'm watching TV, the next morning I'll wake up and go, you know what, just as I'm fading out, did I see what I really just saw? And I got confirmation from Wendy this morning. You guys seen that McDonald's is doing a Big Mac now and a tortilla? |
| 0:22.3 | No, but that just makes my heart hurt hearing that. A Big Mac wrap? Why does it make your heart hurt? It's less 400 calories. I just thought it was the most bizarre, disgusting-looking thing I've ever seen in my life. It sounds gross. It looks gross. Have you seen it? I haven't seen it, but I mean... |
| 0:38.7 | It's everything that's in a big mat. |
| 0:40.0 | It's everything. |
| 0:40.6 | It's the mustard. |
| 0:41.7 | It's the meat. |
| 0:42.6 | It's the lettuce. |
| 0:43.6 | It's everything. |
| 0:44.4 | It's not mustard. |
| 0:45.1 | It's special sauce. |
| 0:46.2 | Yeah, whatever. |
| 0:46.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:47.3 | Mustard. |
| 0:49.1 | And it's all in a wrap now. |
| 0:51.1 | I just thought it was the most bizarre thing. Like, man, my taste buds |
| 0:54.3 | aren't ready for that. It's a big mac. It needs to be on a bun. Exactly. It's not wrapped in a tortilla. It's not going to make it healthier. Don't mess with the classic. Yeah. Wow. Just don't think it's healthier people. It's the same thing. Yeah. Yeah, that's their way of having another thing on the health menu. |
| 1:10.0 | It's like, oh, how can we do that? |
| 1:11.5 | Okay, we'll just put in a tortilla. |
| 1:12.9 | I'll wrap it up. |
| 1:13.6 | I guess the carbs and the bun if way of having another thing on the health menu. You know, it's like, oh, how can we do that? |
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