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Vault: Why Do People Assume This About Him?

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🗓️ 7 April 2026

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Vault: Why Do People Assume This About Him?

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0:00.0

Get it. The Birch Show.

0:01.7

Now I want to make it clear here, and I'm sure intern Rich.

0:04.8

Actually, you know, let's bring Rich on now.

0:06.6

So Sean will need his at-bat music or at-mic music, rather.

0:15.0

Which I'm sure Sean is frantically looking for right now.

0:17.9

He's like, God, why are you from his head of time?

0:19.2

Give me warning before you do that. Rich is one of our interns in the at mic music. At mic's music. There we go. Some of angrieness. It's what we play much like a baseball game every time somebody joins the show on our intern crew. So, hey, Rich, how are you?

0:52.8

Hey, Jeff. What's going on, man? How are you guys doing? Good morning. Hey, Rich. I'm jealous. We're doing good. How's, uh, yeah, it's fun. It's going to be 75 and sunny today, and we're going to soak up every minute of it. Nice. Hey, Rich, you used to live out here in L.A. I did. That's why I wish I was out there with you.

0:56.3

Were you on a TV show when you were out here?

0:57.1

What's that?

0:54.6

Actually, no, the TV shows, I was, I was actually, I was in Wilmington, North Carolina. I was a Dawson's Creek boy. Oh, gosh. Nice. Well, people are going to ask, people who were big fans of the Creek. What role did you play? What's that? Oh, you know, I was just a lonely guy in the background and some

1:11.9

random. I was like, probably like one of those stars that you saw and had no idea who she was. That's me. I'm like, you know, the waiter, the guy in the background, the guy with no names. You're man with blue hat. Man with blue hat, man shooting pool. but you're still in the credits

1:25.7

Yeah there you go

1:26.8

It's more TV shows than I've been in

1:28.8

Yeah

1:29.1

That's true

1:29.5

So Rich we're going to have you shooting pool. But you're still in the credits. Yeah, there you go. That's more TV shows than I've been in.

1:28.8

That's true.

1:29.8

So, Rich, we're going to have you hone up your acting skills and read this email.

1:34.6

We got an email to, Tracy got an email rather, from a listener seeking some advice from

1:40.0

us.

1:40.6

And it was just so fascinating.

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