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Vault: Has This Digital Crush Gone Too Far?

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The Bert Show

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🗓️ 7 April 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Vault: Has This Digital Crush Gone Too Far?

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0:00.0

You're on The Bird Show.

0:02.3

And here is Beth who thinks that she has met her dream guy.

0:06.7

And, you know, there is a fine line about getting aggressive about, you know, meeting that dude because guys like a woman with confidence.

0:12.5

And then that fine line of stalking also.

0:15.3

She thinks she's kind of tiptoeing on that line a little bit.

0:18.7

Hey, Beth, good morning.

0:20.2

Good morning.

0:21.1

How are you? Okay. How are you?

0:22.3

Okay, how are you?

0:23.6

I'm fascinating because if you think you're stalking, you probably are.

0:27.8

Save that.

0:28.9

So what's going on?

0:31.3

Who is this guy?

0:32.8

So I haven't actually met, met this guy yet.

0:38.0

So I had a cell phone that was not good, and it broke.

0:45.6

And I was talking to, I was at a party and I was talking to a friend telling her about my stupid cell phone.

0:52.5

And she was like, oh, a friend of mine has a friend

0:55.9

who's selling a cell phone, blah, blah, blah. So basically, like, I, it was too, like, early in

1:02.7

my cell phone contract to buy, to get the upgrade and blah, blah, blah. So I was like, great,

1:07.6

I'll buy this phone from the friend of a friend of a friend.

1:14.1

And so, like, we emailed and we arranged a place to meet.

1:15.7

Like, we both go to the same school.

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