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So thought about yesterday, when we were talking, or last week, when we were talking about Willie Nelson.

He found himself in the news last week in the entertainment buzz.

He's 73 years old.

73, they pulled over his tour bus and the cop smelled some marijuana.

So they searched the bus and he and five of the touring crew on board were all given a misdemeanor.

But nobody was charged with it because I guess they found mushrooms and marijuana.

And had it been charged on one person, it would have been possession with the intent to sell it.

But because they divvied it up between all of them, it was just a citation.

And I said, move on right along, Willie.

Last week when the story came out, we asked you guys,

Willie.

If there's anybody listening that knows that your parents or your grandparents smoke, that kind of thing.

Grandparents, this is 73.

This guy's 73. This guy's 73.

He is a grandparent.

Right.

We asked you guys, call us now if you know your grandparents do that kind of thing. Phone lines were lit up. Yeah. Lit up. Everybody, yeah. Could have done it for an hour. my fantasy is that let's just pretend here just for a second that willie gets busted 73 years old goes to jail

and calls his kids and his kids are fantasy is that let's just pretend here just for a second that Willie gets busted, 73 years old,

goes to jail and calls his kids.

And his kids are not available, right?

So he has to call the second line of defense.

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