You're on the Bert Show.

Jeff says he has brought me a gift today.

I know.

One that will alleviate some of the stress in my life.

And I just can't wait to hear this.

Imagine Bert, I'm sure you've seen him, but you know, either when he was doing the shirtless thing on the website or just a picture been out to one of his appearances.

But imagine Bert moving through life with boulders on his back,

weighed down by the pressures of everyday life.

How I feel every day.

And he just moved slowly almost as if he was Jesus carrying a cross through the streets.

I don't know that I'd make that analogy there.

I mean, wasn't he raised at you?

I guess so was Jesus.

Jesus was too.

He's on my team.

Yo, yo.

So, Bert is moving through the streets with these burdens on his back, and I look for ways to just lift part of this weight off.

You don't think that you're part of that weight.

You don't think you're more of a Judas type.

A week.

Earlier this week or, no, last week, late last week,

Bert told us that he and Stacey have been having conversations

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