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Vault: Hoss' Myspace Page

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🗓️ 18 November 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Vault: Hoss' Myspace Page

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show. What's up, Haas? What's going on, man? How you doing, dude? I'm doing good. I'm a little concerned about you.

0:06.2

I'm not going to lie.

0:06.8

Why?

0:07.5

I am really just a little bit concerned because I've been that guy before that, in my case it was going across the country, but in your case it's, you know, a couple of hundred miles and was kind of like the fish out of water and here you are in Atlanta. I mean, you're getting lost at every single turn. I mean, to me, it's like a guy so intimidated that he doesn't leave his hotel room for two weeks. I mean, I could call the guy any time of day, afternoon, or night, and there he was playing madden all day. Just wouldn't leave the hotel room. I'm a little concern. Yeah, Yeah. I'm still getting lost, but I got some sleep last night, and today I got some stuff to do, but then I'm going to go around and hopefully hit up a bar. So I don't care if I have to sit there by myself. I need to go out and get drunk. I'm just, all the stress is gone now. I just need a drink.

0:54.4

You've moved, you're here, because moving just sucks.

0:57.3

God.

0:57.6

I mean, there is nothing about moving that is fun, nothing at all.

1:01.5

So it's like you've just been in this mode of getting everything here, but you're finally here.

1:06.9

Mom helped you move in and mom went back home yesterday.

1:09.2

Mom's gone yesterday afternoon i finally

1:12.1

got everything done it was just like a like a weight of been lifted off my shoulders it just feel

1:16.7

awesome now i'm ready to go so if by some chance you find yourself at happy hour and there's one

1:21.6

lonely guy at the end of the bar with an 86 hat on just desperately trying to get your attention to talk to anybody.

1:29.4

That is me.

1:30.1

It's probably awesome.

1:31.0

Or he's asking you for directions.

1:32.3

Then you know that's awesome.

1:34.0

Give us kind of the examples of what you would be looking for in a bar, and then we'll give you some suggestions of where we think that you might be able to go today or tonight.

1:42.8

I love a good pub.

1:45.2

Like this hat that I've gone on, this 86 hat is an old speakeasy up in New York that not

1:49.8

a lot of people know about.

1:50.8

So I like those hole in the wall type of places.

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