The Bert Show.

So this victorious secret fashion show is tonight, right?

Yeah.

10 o'clock CBS tonight.

And I'm not exactly sure where to go with this, but like who watches it?

I think the ratings are pretty good on it every year, but I mean, are these like fraternity

dudes to sit down or is this like, who's watching that thing tonight?

Didn't this thing start on the internet and it got such good, you know, good viewing ratings that it now is televised? So it started out online only. So I don't know because I have never seen it. Me neither, not once. It was pay-per-view. I remember watch. It's one of those things that Jessica will put on and then I'll pretend not to watch. Oh,'t believe you're watching this. You got to be, that's a really tricky situation tonight. If you're watching with your wife or your girlfriend, like you can't be too invested in the show or she's going to be, she's going to be insulted, right? There's a potential to get really insecure. If you were way over the top into it, yeah.

Well, I don't think.

I think your wife would be like, all right.

I'm not throwing my stuff down and sitting crisscross applesau on the floor like it's Saturday morning cartoons.

But I think because of what it is, because it's the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, at least with Jessica, like there's an

acknowledgement that those women are flawless, so you're allowed to watch that.

There's, there, there are things that you'll say that women will absorb that you don't know

they're absorbing.

You know what I mean?

Like what Jen saying is.

You better sit there in silence.

Don't even, don't, I mean, you got to really really monitor if you're a guy, monitor your breathing. Yes. If I were you, I would pretend I was on your Blackberry or reading the magazine or doing something else and then kind of every once in a while like take a look, check it out. If she says anything, then you can comment. but if you comment on your own, I think it's going to hurt her feelings. It wouldn't mind anyway. There is a, to address that part second, but first, I want to tell you about this thing I came across. I'm lying yesterday. Hey, Brittany, hold on one check, okay? Okay. It was. Just launched it into a two-prong story. We may be here a while. It was a...

It was a thing that you rig up to your laptop.

Like, you use your...

It was for a Mac,

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