The Bird Show.

Do you remember that list that we did?

We do this one from time to time that comes out, the secrets in restaurants that waiters don't ever tell you.

Yes.

And every time it grosses us out, and we promise we're never going to do it again.

New list came out today.

It's like the one that made you never order ice in a restaurant.

Yeah.

Don't you ever get ice and you only drink bottled water?

That could be on that list.

Yeah, but this is the one that last time we had it, we discovered that the well drink,

cold drink thing.

Right.

And then even in, like Jeff, who used to work in a restaurant, told us about his experience about having to the little containers with the ketchup.

And then you scooped it and recycled it.

Yeah, I fed it to a baby bird.

It was the little ramek in things, a little tiny ceramic bowls, because this is a fancy restaurant. Yes. So you didn't get your ketchup in a squeeze bottle or a packet. You got a little tiny bowl of ketchup to dip your fries into. Much fancy. Yeah, what you didn't know, and mayonnaise and mustard and all those sandwich toppings. What you didn't know is that Jeff's job was to use a tiny little spatula and scrape it out and then uh and then pull out um french fry parts or

bandaid whatever and it went into a big tank and then that's what went out the next night

it's so messed up messed up i didn't know any better i was making four seventy five an hour man you were

rich the best bus boy that restaurant ever had. JT's in. What's up?

30 secrets your waiter will never tell you. We won't go through all 30, but we got a couple of good ones for you.

Waiters are not allowed to tell customers about a dish that they don't like. So if you ask a server how something is and she says it's one of our most popular dishes.

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