Vault: Would You Hire A Sexual Surrogate For Your Husband?
The Bert Show
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4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 May 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. Let's just say you're in a relationship, right? And your husband, just not great in bed. |
| 0:08.0 | Just not really good at all for a whole bunch of different reasons. He's too fast. It's too slow. |
| 0:14.3 | Whatever, right? And we've had this conversation before where you're not exactly sure what to say to him to get him better in this |
| 0:21.5 | area. But I didn't realize until this morning that there are, there's a profession called |
| 0:27.0 | sexual healers. Okay. These are, these are, these are legitimate women that will come into your house and sleep with your husband and offer |
| 0:41.6 | him pointers for you. |
| 0:43.4 | What? |
| 0:45.6 | Sleep, but wait, wait, come up. |
| 0:47.9 | One more time again. |
| 0:48.7 | Natalie back there. |
| 0:49.5 | Maybe he'd like to get it on this break. |
| 0:54.0 | What is it again? Say that one more time. The sexual healer. Uh-huh. Maybe. Natalie, perhaps you'd like to get it on this break. |
| 0:55.2 | What is it again? |
| 0:56.6 | Say that one more time. |
| 1:07.8 | The sexual healer hired by you, the wife, to sleep with the husband and give him pointers on what he's doing right and what he's doing wrong. |
| 1:09.1 | Is she in the room at the time? |
| 1:10.7 | Let's read together, shall we? |
| 1:13.6 | I didn't even read the whole article, so I'm going to have to read slowly just in case they're bad words. |
| 1:16.8 | Maris Simone boasts a sex resume of over 1,500 guys, many of them, quote, unquote, clients, |
| 1:23.8 | and technically other women's husbands or boyfriends. |
| 1:27.4 | She says, I earn my living by sleeping with other women's husbands or boyfriends. She says, I earn my living by sleeping with other women's husbands or boyfriends, but I am in no way a prostitute as sex surrogacy is legal. |
| 1:36.5 | Sex surrogacy. |
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