The Bird Show

So Jen, this is your friend, so you talk about her drinking her pee.

She's not. This is my friend, Selden. Hi, Selden.

Hi, Jen. How are you?

Good. All right, so we were talking about this when we were out last week, and she had heard about this sort of growing trend called urine therapy.

And I thought that it was a hair treatment when you first fried it up to me. I was like, oh, you put it in your hair. What is this? What do you do with it? Like, what is it? And so she'd been doing some of her own research on it and kind of like finding out about this thing. It's an amazing woman who can pee on her own head, by the way. No, apparently people are doing this, but it's not a hair treatment at all. No, it's not.

What is it?

By the way. No, apparently people are doing this, but it's not a hair treatment at all. No, it's not. What is it? By the way, just for the record, I'm not drinking my own pee. Okay. Yet. No. I'm not. I guess, yeah, it is definitely a growing trend. And apparently it's like a vital source for like nutrients, vitamins and hormones and enzymes.

And I think it's kind of an underground hippie secret that's been going on for a long time.

So I don't know.

People do.

There's so many websites about it.

Doctors, scientists have been studying it for years.

Do you think maybe the reason the hippies do it is because they're tripping on acid and they figure it's a big possibility for sure. I need to pee and boy,

that's a waste of urine. I can drink this. It's really, it's really odd. I met a couple people who

are doing it. They swear by it. Where did you meet them? Really? At a job. Yeah. So, it's so fascinating.

It's weird. Yeah, they're from New York and their models. So, yeah. Do they pee in a like, do they pee in a

cup and then drink it? Apparently, apparently it's the first stream in the morning. That's the most

nutritional. The first stream in the morning. I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry to anybody who's listening right now. I'm sorry to my mom and dad who paid for college. No, I think it's fascinating. Okay, so you wake up in the morning. You wake up in the morning. You, I guess, urine for like, you know, second or two. And then the midstream is like the most nutritional. So you clear. According to. So you clear the pipes. Exactly. So it's just like a shower. You do like let go of a little bit. One little sprinkle. And then you go into a cut. And then you go into a cut. And you drink it while it's warm? Well, you can... Hold on. There's one set website that says you can drink it straight while it's warm if you're hardcore.

Or you can, like, pour it over fruit.

Oh my gosh.

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