Vault: Is she exploiting a military lie for larger tips?
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🗓️ 19 June 2026
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The First Show. |
| 0:01.5 | I have never been a true waiter. I was a bus boy in a restaurant. But I have friends who have, including Tracy. She was a waiter when she started working at the show. Waitress. I was a server. Server. Yep. You were a server? Okay. And what's that? I've never done it because I was always afraid. I knew I couldn't, I would drop the food all the time. Like I was nervous about going from the kitchen to the table and not, you know, dropping the drinks and the food. I just didn't think I was coordinated enough. Actually, I think the heavier the tray, the easier it was. Because it's balanced. Yeah, absolutely. The lighter the tray, the more. |
| 0:37.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:38.2 | And then once you get the technique down where you're holding the drinks and you're taking |
| 0:41.3 | them off one at a time, once you know how to balance that, you're good. |
| 0:45.1 | You're good to go. |
| 0:45.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:46.3 | See, I appreciate the hard work that goes into being a server. |
| 0:51.8 | I think a lot of it has to do with the story that Jessica tells, which she didn't think |
| 0:56.7 | being a server was difficult and went in and lied about having qualifications to be a server. |
| 1:02.4 | This is, you know, 20 years ago back in Arizona or whatever, and she went into a very busy |
| 1:08.2 | Italian restaurant and said, yeah, I used to wait tables and made up some reference or something that they never called. |
| 1:15.3 | And then the first night, the other server called in sick. |
| 1:18.3 | And she got fired. |
| 1:20.1 | She worked one shift at her first serving job because she was so bad because she didn't know all those techniques. |
| 1:26.2 | See, she's the worst. She's so I think she's the worst she's the |
| 1:27.6 | worst there's the best like the Mexican restaurant the guys that put the whole oven sleeve on |
| 1:31.2 | 15 plates on one arm that's impressive she wasn't doing that so I appreciate the hard work that |
| 1:37.6 | goes into serving and I would appreciate in return honesty I would appreciate in return that my server be honest with me about, you know, everything, the specials, what's good, what's bad. |
| 1:52.3 | Any story they might tell. |
| 1:53.9 | I don't want to be scammed out of an extra tip. |
| 1:56.9 | Joanna. |
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