The Bert Show.

So for years, we've heard, every guy has heard this at one point or another, that women have a higher pain tolerance level because we get delivered babies and you can't. No man can take that. What did you say this morning? What? Try PMS. You don't have to deal with PMS. No man can handle PMS. No, I didn't really say that, but I do think that women have a higher pain tolerance than,

I'm sorry, that women have a higher pain tolerance than men do.

I definitely do.

You guys actually big wimps.

Every time you get a cold, it's like you've just like had cardiac arrest or something.

But there's a huge difference.

I mean, you know, I don't know who has the higher pain tolerance or not,

but there's a huge difference between the need for attention that comes with an illness and an actual tolerance for pain.

Need for attention, being a baby.

There's nothing wrong with that.

You can't handle a little stuff he knows.

How are you going to deliver a child?

What is wrong with wanting to be mothered?

Yeah. Save that. mothered? Yeah.

Save that. Save that. Seriously. Did you just really say that? Yes, what is wrong with that? Well, he gets his little right. What do you call him at night? I always... His rub down. Put me down. He's put me down. Like, there's no... I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Like I don't think, I think there's a complete and total difference.

Like I think..., I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Like, I don't think, I think there's a complete and total difference.

Like I think.

But you don't, but you don't, like, when a woman gets sick, don't you probably get impatient with her because she can't. Absolutely. Exactly. Exactly. But that has nothing to do with pain. Pain is like, pain is your friend, Jen, who smashed his foot when he was sleeping in more comfortable quarters for the comfort of his wife.

Right.

Who smashed his foot yet practically refused to go to the hospital because he's like, I can work through it.

Although it was dangling.

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