Hey, the bird show.

All right, let's get you all up to speed here because it's been a while since we talked to Dana.

Now, theoretically, we have new people coming into the show all the time.

That might not have heard what Dana is all about theoretically.

No, on paper, they're leaving.

Yeah, we've got ratings yesterday that said that that theory doesn't hold true for our show.

Well, they may be new, but they don't stay.

So for the four of you that have been with us from the start, bear with us while one person is checking us out for the very first time right now.

Because here's what's been going on with Dana.

This is the whole recap from the last couple of months just in like two minutes of audio right here.

So here's what's been going on

with Dana and this old guy that we've kind of nicknamed Matlock.

You've got your very first date at 27 years old. Yes. All right. So how does this guy ask you out?

I actually met him, um, through my parents. I'm curious. How old is this guy? Um, he's 58. He's 58? Mm- 58? And this is going to be your first date? Yes. We went to go have steak at this place called New York Prime and Buckhead. Oh, he did it up. He invited me to come over for a couple more drinks. Right. And we just watch TV and stuff. You know, I ended up staying the night.

And since I like him and since we had such a great first date and so I'm going to go out with him again on Wednesday.

It was the most romantic night.

I've only obviously that I've ever had because I've never had a romantic night before.

So did you stay the night again?

Yes, I did.

You betcha.

And you sealed the deal, right?

Yes, I did.

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