Vault: We Tested a Magazine's Attraction List on Real Guys

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🗓️ 2 April 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Vault: We Tested a Magazine's Attraction List on Real Guys

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0:00.0	Call my wife.
0:01.5	Calling UK Wildlife.
0:03.6	Voice assistance not working for you.
0:05.7	BlackRock Investment Trust has a lot working for you.
0:08.2	Get to know them at blackrock.com.
0:10.0	Capital at risk. Marketing material.
0:11.4	BlackRock Investment Management UK Limited.
0:13.0	Authorised and regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority.
0:15.5	The Firt Show.
0:16.4	We read girl magazines, women's interests magazines.
0:20.2	They write articles that are supposed to be from guys.
0:24.0	But I always think that they're probably written by women. So I'll bring them in here and run them by the guys in here and see if you guys think they're giving us good advice in the women's magazines or bad advice.
0:34.2	We should grab Carl too. Can you grab call. Just yell down the hall. I will.
0:38.1	Because I really am half a man at this.
0:39.7	Well, I mean, and Jeff has hosted a baby shower, so.
0:42.7	Yeah.
0:43.2	Oh, yeah.
0:44.3	I got my man card back this weekend when I pulled the car out of the ravine.
0:48.3	I thought you said he called AAA.
0:49.9	Oh, I, oh.
0:51.5	You didn't hear the whole story.
1:12.5	AAA couldn't get it done. Really? You had to go behind the car and lift it out yourself. I got it. Is this a case in which somebody loosened up a can lid and then you just came in? I even gave the idea to AAA. I'm like, you know what? I could do this, couldn't I? He actually said, I wouldn't, but if you want to try. and you did it and you pulled it off and bring it you're such a man
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