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Vault: We Doubt This New Relationship Will Last Longer Than A Month

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🗓️ 5 January 2026

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Vault: We Doubt This New Relationship Will Last Longer Than A Month

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:02.0

We are so into Phil Taran his head right now with Mary Kay and his relationship with Mary Kay that I was just telling these guys how we're so into your head about this relationship with you and Mary Kay.

0:15.0

Yeah don't say.

0:16.0

That he's like reenacting arguments with random women just to prove to himself that he wasn't wrong with the last fight that he was in with Mary Kay.

0:28.7

This has started up again because I'm sure if you're listening this late, you don't listen like at 6.15 in the morning.

0:35.4

But Phil has been dating Mary Kay now for about four months, and they're all exchanging the L word, and it comes out of his mouth very easily. In fact, go ahead and tell her right now and she'll love her. I do. And they went to Vegas together, took their big trip, you know, together. That was our first idiots guide. Yeah, it was. Idiots Guide to traveling with your girlfriend. You'd be surprised how many of the idiots guides to traveling with your girlfriend,

0:55.9

our first time traveling in a relationship, how many I used. Yeah. You would be surprised. I literally made a list of them before I left, and I took about four or five to those the heart the entire time. Well, before we get too much off a subject here, they have kind of like this tumultuous relationship almost. It's like they just are arguing all the time and they're fighting all the time.

1:14.0

Usually it's alcohol. of like this tumultuous relationship almost like they just are arguing all the time and they're

1:12.7

fighting all the time usually it's alcohol and dudes it's not it's not as bad it's not as bad as we

1:18.2

make it out to see this is mary k talking now speaking through phil i was going to say no it's not as

1:23.8

bad as i mean we make it out to be our problem is we'll go out and we'll start drinking. And the next thing, you know, we are arguing about the most stupid subjects.

1:31.3

But they're pretty vicious, though.

1:32.3

They can be, I mean, you know, vicious.

1:34.4

Harsh words are said in those fights.

1:35.9

Yes.

1:36.2

And specifically, there was one fight where harsh words were spoken that I.

1:40.6

Look at you tiptoe now.

1:41.8

You know she's listening. No, I don't know if she's listening. No, no, no, no.

1:44.9

I'll admit to you.

1:45.8

Yes, it is.

1:46.2

No, it's not.

1:47.4

She didn't even hear any of this.

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