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Vault: The Best Ways To Potty Train

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🗓️ 5 January 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Vault: The Best Ways To Potty Train

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show.

0:01.9

I need a little help from parents.

0:03.4

I know this is going to be pretty boring for those of you that don't have kids, but just bear with me for a couple of seconds because my house is just a, it's a poop fest right now is what it is. You or Stacy or Hayden? Well, it was me for a while because I'm getting to that age. Yeah. Right. But it's Hayden and potty training. and we're really kind of in the dark about it.

0:23.7

So I almost felt like... while because I'm getting to that age. Yeah. Right. But it's Hayden and potty training and we're really kind of in the dark about it.

0:23.6

So I almost felt like I'd like to do it, Idiot's Guide to Potty Training because we are totally clueless about it right now. That would be great. How old is Hayden now? He's two and a half. Okay. And I think like between two and three, I think is when kids start to get potty trained.

0:38.4

But as I understand it, and we don't have a lot of friends.

0:41.2

I think part between two and three, I think is when kids start to get potty trained. But as I understand it, and we don't have a lot of friends. I think part of the reason why we're so in the dark is we don't have a lot of friends that have kids at our Hayden's age. So we're trying to do it kind of like blindsided. And I think Stacey's picked up like baby wise potty training book but she's only gotten through a couple

0:55.6

of pages so far and we're failing miserably at it right now here's how we understand it's supposed to

1:00.3

happen like every once the child says to you something about potty then that's like the red light

1:05.9

okay it's time to start potty training once that, you're supposed to put them on the toilet every

1:12.6

45 minutes and you do some positive reinforcement things. Um, and then eventually after about two

1:19.7

weeks, they say, or a week and a half, he should be telling you when he needs to go to the bathroom.

1:23.8

So you don't have to constantly be running in there every 45 minutes or an hour.

1:42.9

We haven't found that to be the case. So we're still running in there every 45 minutes. And while he's doing pretty good with number one, number two, not so good. So he's pooping all over the house. Oh no. I mean, yeah. Now, how old is Hayden again? It's like a minefield in my house sometimes.

1:44.4

Hold us Hayden again?

1:45.2

He's about two and a half.

1:45.8

Okay.

1:46.8

Because I was going to say, I mean,

1:44.4

because I think we talked about this a little, Now, how old is Hayden again? It's like a minefield in my house sometimes. What? Old is Hayden again?

1:45.2

He's about two and a half.

1:45.8

Okay.

1:48.8

Because I was going to say, I mean, because I think we talked about this a little off air,

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