Vault: This Simple Home Trick Is Saving Marriages
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🗓️ 10 March 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. I feel some of you guys. I mean, I've been with the same woman now 14 years. |
| 0:06.5 | 14 years. That is a blessing. And you are a lucky man. Yes, I am. Yeah, I love the way you say that. |
| 0:13.0 | 14 years, though. I mean, you've got to get creative, man. And some of you are in relationships right now. |
| 0:18.5 | Things got a little bit, getting a little routine. And you're scratching your head on ways that you might be able to shake it got a little bit, getting a little routine and you're scratching |
| 0:21.8 | your head on ways that you might be able to shake it up a little bit, not in major ways, just |
| 0:25.8 | little things that you can do. So I light the fire just a little bit. So let me tell you a plan |
| 0:31.6 | that the wife of a friend of mine started a couple of months ago that has worked for them. Now, you can |
| 0:38.2 | overdo this, so don't overdo it. Okay. You know, if you go too extreme on anything, it fails more miserably than if you never did it at all. I think this is more of a case of just doing it too many times. Okay. And it's going to sound pretty basic in the beginning, but there's a real key to this one. Okay, and I wrote some of this stuff down, so I wouldn't check it all up. |
| 0:56.3 | They, first, they work in the same, but there's a real key to this one. Okay, and I wrote some of this stuff down, so I wouldn't jack it all up. First, they work in the same office together. Wow. So the first one is a little... Home together and at work together? Home together and work together, right? Wow. So they're seeing each other all the time. But what happened a couple of months ago was he was in a meeting, a high pressure meeting, closed door conference, right? |
| 1:14.3 | And she got kind of a crazy hair. |
| 1:16.7 | So she decided to go into one of the empty offices in their own building. |
| 1:22.6 | And she snapped a sexy photo of herself. |
| 1:26.1 | I'm not exactly sure if it was nude or just a little pixie, peeksy. |
| 1:29.9 | And she sends it to him while he's in his meeting. |
| 1:34.1 | Funny. |
| 1:35.2 | And underneath it, it says, |
| 1:40.7 | 9.30 tonight, come and get it. |
| 1:43.9 | So while he's in the meeting, he sees this. |
| 1:46.8 | Now, here is the whole trick to this for him, is that it differs from your normal sex message or your normal picture because he's around for all day long now. |
| 1:57.0 | So the visual is in front of him, and he's constantly reminded all day long of what's going to happen later on that night. |
| 2:03.5 | So he goes home that night, 930 rolls around, and he says the hotness happens. |
| 2:09.2 | But I also think there's – and tell me if this is also a key. |
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