Vault: How Far Did You Drive In The Wrong Direction?
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🗓️ 10 March 2026
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.5 | I want to do sort of a Bert Show Guinness Book of World's Records here. |
| 0:05.4 | And I want to find the person that has driven the longest in the wrong direction before you realized that you had taken a wrong turn somewhere. |
| 0:15.3 | And here's why I'm asking. |
| 0:16.6 | We have a friend Katie who was in South Carolina. |
| 0:20.4 | And on Sunday she was supposed to be driving back to Georgia. |
| 0:24.1 | Oh, no. |
| 0:24.7 | And it just took one wrong turn on Route 17. |
| 0:27.8 | She was supposed to be going south. |
| 0:29.5 | And she ended up going north for one hour. |
| 0:33.5 | So let's call it 60 miles would be our starting point before she realized, |
| 0:38.3 | wait a second, some here it doesn't look right. |
| 0:40.4 | Like, we're in Albany, New York. |
| 0:42.8 | And we're supposed to be in Georgia. |
| 0:44.2 | Wait a second. |
| 0:44.9 | Wait a minute. |
| 0:46.7 | Something doesn't make sense. |
| 0:47.6 | So she puts GPS in and she realizes, good God, I just went an hour out of my way. |
| 0:52.8 | Wrong way, because then that's two hours. |
| 0:55.4 | Two hours. Detour. |
| 0:56.2 | Oh, especially with Thanksgiving traffic, that is the worst. |
| 0:59.6 | It is. |
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