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Vault: They Stole From Their Parents, And They Have No Regrets

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🗓️ 10 March 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Vault: They Stole From Their Parents, And They Have No Regrets

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0:00.0

The Bird Show

0:02.0

New study coming out saying,

0:04.2

one in four of your kids.

0:05.5

One in four. I'm taking something from you guys. You think they're angels, right? But when you guys aren't looking, they're all up in your closet. Oh, my baby. My baby's perfect. You know, he's always been a good kid. I don't know about those other kids, but I know my kid. He would never do anything like that to me. I think one out of four is low.

0:21.0

That's what this one says.

0:21.9

You've got to think that most think one out of four is low.

0:21.8

That's what this one says.

0:39.4

You've got to think that most of them are lying on. Right. So it's probably more like 50%. Yeah. Brittany, you are on the voice disguiser. Good morning. Oh, I didn't need a voice disguiser. But, okay. Do you keep my halo? So I'm going to start off by saying I only do this when she tells me I can, but my mom will pay one of my bills, most of the time my phone bill.

0:45.3

And when she does, I know her credit card number by heart, and I'll pay like four of them.

0:50.8

And your mom won't know that you're using her credit card to pay your bills.

1:01.9

Well, my mom financially financially she's pretty well off financially so no she doesn't unless it's like you know like if i pay my rent or something maybe she'll look at this but don't you think that

1:08.5

even if you asked her for the cash you'd give it to you but mean, she'll give me the third degree about it. She'll give me, like, I mean, because I work, and I make enough money to pay my bills, but the thing with my phone bill, it's in my name, but we have a family plan. It's just me and her. So she'll offer to pay it, you know, because it's her cell phone, too.

1:29.3

But, um, no. How old are you? I'm actually 20. 20. Okay. And it is a family plan? Yeah. And my name. I'll pay. My dad'll pay. My mom will pay. It's family plan. Yeah. I love that she said, you know, I got a job. I can cover that bill.

1:43.6

You know,

1:44.0

but says I know my mother's credit card name or number by heart.

1:47.7

Why am I using? I love her she said, you know, I got a job. I can cover that bill. You know, what?

1:44.4

Since I know my mother's credit card name or number by heart, well, I use it. She never pays attention. Oh, she knows. Hey, Jamie, do me a favor. Will you hold on because you're going to be my final call? You're going to be my closer. Okay. All right, hold on. What's that mean? Yeah, exactly.

2:00.0

I understand.

2:00.8

What did he just say?

2:03.3

Final call.

2:04.2

Did he call me? All right, hold on. What's that mean? Yeah, exactly. I understand.

2:02.6

What did he just say?

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