Vault: They catch Bert up on what he missed
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🗓️ 2 July 2026
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Here, Bert Show. |
| 0:01.4 | So both Melissa and how you doing back there, Bert? You okay? |
| 0:04.3 | Yeah. When did we start the show? Do you know where you are? How did I get here? Have you heard anything about Hayden yet? Not yet. No, they haven't called. You know about this, Jen? I heard a little bit yesterday on my way home, yeah. Okay. Nothing update, really. Haven't heard anything yet. Yeah, I hate an auditioning for a role in a movie and hadn't heard back yet. |
| 0:23.0 | It wasn't even so much an audition. |
| 0:24.3 | They just brought them in. But yesterday on my way home, yeah. Okay. Nothing update, really. Haven't heard anything yet. Yeah, Hayden auditioning for a role in a movie and hadn't heard back yet. |
| 0:23.0 | It wasn't even so much an audition. |
| 0:24.3 | They just brought him in, really, and looked at them and said, you look like the kid version of one of the adults that's in the movie. Which makes me think he has a better shot. That's what we're thinking, too. I mean, if it's based only on looks, |
| 0:34.3 | sure. |
| 0:35.1 | Why not? |
| 0:35.7 | So we'll see if the next couple of days. |
| 0:37.1 | Because it's cool to watch a movie where you see the, you know, |
| 0:40.0 | flashbacks of an actor and, |
| 0:41.3 | and, only on looks. Right. Sure. Why not? So we'll see if the next couple of days. Because it's cool to watch a movie where you see the, you know, flashbacks of an actor and that they cast somebody. I mean, it's neat to see. Like, why, they really do look like a young version of Blah. He could be the kid version of Luke. Oh. Don't you think Hayden would look like the kid version of that? They're only filming, I think, like, another week here in town is what I heard. So we would get the call pretty quick. |
| 0:56.2 | I think it was going to happen. |
| 0:57.0 | Or, you know what it could be? |
| 0:57.9 | I was reminded. like the kid version of that they're only filming i think like another week here in town is what i heard so we would get the uh call pretty quick i think it's going to happen or you know what it could be |
| 0:57.9 | i was reminded of this because uh a friend of mine who listens online sent an email to remind me that |
| 1:04.2 | when he was a child he was cast like that they uh somebody knew his mom was like a caterer on a movie set and he came with her one day. Mm-hmm. And they said, oh my God. And so they cast him. He was, he did no live action acting scenes. What they did is they took pictures of him wearing like clothes from the 60s. Mm-hmm. And the movie took place in the 80s. Mm the 80s and the star was 25 years old so they |
| 1:30.0 | took the movie the pictures like 50s and 60s of him like on playgrounds and other kids so he was |
| 1:37.0 | in the movie like in the house with the he was the child version of that but like it was for a montage |
| 1:42.0 | at the beginning where they were looking through photo albums. |
| 1:44.7 | Oh, that's cool. |
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