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Vault: Call-ins about gifts listeners received because of partner's mistake

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The Bert Show

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🗓️ 2 July 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Vault: Call-ins about gifts listeners received because of partner's mistake

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0:00.0

This is the bird show.

0:02.4

We talked to Jennifer yesterday, and she was upset because her husband photoshopped pictures and put them on Facebook, photoshopped her skinnier without telling her.

0:11.9

Yeah, they had been on vacation, and he put these skinny bikini pictures up, and she just put her regular bikini pictures up.

0:18.1

And so it was really ticked off because people on Facebook were making fun of her and were lining up the pictures side by side. So she was really mad. She went home last night and got her apology that she wanted. If he was smart, he would have just said, I didn't Photoshop anything. I just think that the computer that I downloaded the pictures on. Oh, right. You know, it's a skinnier computer. Because that's believable.

0:38.1

Oh, my God.

0:53.8

So, uh, the, like in a fun house. So when Jennifer called us today, yeah, she, she, she said that basically, uh, you sat down with her husband and said, hey, you know, you really hurt my feelings. And he apologized and he took the pictures down, but she didn't let her rest. What? He really, he asked.

0:55.9

He really, really hurt my feelings.

0:57.0

And he said, Did I do anything to make it up to you? Exactly. And she's like, well, in fact, there's this bracelet I've been wanting. And so he's getting it for her. Yeah, she proudly declared, well, I want a bracelet. Right. And so she has turned this situation. I'm not saying that he was right in the beginning.

1:11.6

I'm just saying that I think that women know what they're doing and can steer the UPS truck right up their driveway to bring them a gift.

1:19.8

Well, it's because guys aren't smart.

1:21.6

So we've got to take advantage of that, men being simple.

1:25.6

Because sometimes we can.

1:27.5

Hey, Joni.

1:28.9

Uh-huh.

1:29.5

How are you?

1:30.7

I'm fine.

1:31.3

How are you?

1:32.0

Good.

1:32.3

You're going to be the first of a few calls.

1:34.8

Husbands forget the birthday turns into big payout.

1:38.2

Yeah, he did.

1:39.6

Okay.

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