Get it, the bird show.

Dell is notorious for taping their customer service calls.

And before I'll play the newest one, I'll play one that we played a while back, which is just a classic.

Because this guy, you have to sort of get through the first couple of minutes here, but this is a classic, classic meltdown.

And I think, if I remember correctly, wasn't this dude calling

because his dad's computer was jacked up? I think it's his mom's computer, yeah.

Yeah, and so he didn't even need to be on the phone, really. It wasn't his computer,

but his dad is probably a little bit older, doesn't understand how the whole thing works. So he's

calling for his old man, and he just like loses it, completely loses it with the Dell guy.

Dell Hardware warranty.

My name is.

How can I help you?

Well, my mom got one.

Hello?

Can you hear me?

Right off the bat.

Yeah, I'm having a problem.

How about now?

I got my phone on.

Can you hear me now?

I can hear you.

You're breaking up a little bit.

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