The Bert Show.

All right, so I want to test a theory, test drive a theory on a couple of Bert Show listeners over the next couple of days.

And this is not my theory.

This is a theory that came from Bitterball from a really, really drunk Bert Show listener late in the night.

And I think I sifted through the inebriation and the slurring to get to what she was saying.

And at the root of it, it made sense to me.

But I thought I would like to at least try it.

Okay.

All right.

So she corners me and she listens every day. and you know the more alcohol you have in you at an event like this the more people will open up to you about what they think of the show or how they can help out, especially if they're a big time listener, right?

So she said to me that she realized, at least this is what I think she was getting at,

she realized years ago that she had more confidence in her everyday life if she went to bed

wearing sexy clothes, even if she was alone.

Even if she was alone.

Okay.

Okay.

So she's there by herself in her one-bedroom apartment.

There's no man there.

There's no husband.

There's no boyfriend.

There's no nothing.

But she realized that if she gets herself all dressed sexy as though something was going to

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