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Vault: The Guys Get His First Vegas Trip Instead of Her

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🗓️ 1 June 2026

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Vault: The Guys Get His First Vegas Trip Instead of Her

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0:00.0

The Birch Show

0:01.6

So Carl, you want to make your first trip on out to Vegas. Oh, boy. You know, and the thing is, I've never even had a fellow's trip. I mean, at the times that we normally go out, this is me and the guys, we may go to the first we've ever been together really like making or something like that. Maybe Panama city. Yeah. And you and your wife have three kids.

0:22.3

Right.

0:22.5

So a guy's trip is going to be hard to come by anyway.

0:25.2

Exactly.

0:25.8

And you guys been married how long now?

0:27.5

For the last, going on.

0:29.2

Four.

0:30.1

Three.

0:30.7

Three years.

0:31.6

Three years.

0:32.4

Three years.

0:32.7

But you guys have been together how long?

0:35.0

I've been knowing my wife's 96.

0:37.0

Okay.

0:56.5

Okay. That's a long time. You so out of breath because you were looking for headphones? Exactly. Where you just stretched out. Yeah, we better. We better explain that because how long have you been married? It's been a marathon, man. It's tiring. But you know what? I have my headphones, but every time I bring them, I end up leaving them in my car. Oh, you've been running then.

0:57.8

But no, I got Wendy's.

0:56.5

Thanks, man.

0:57.8

But, no, I got Wendy's.

0:58.3

Thanks, Wendy.

0:59.5

I hope you can hear me.

1:04.4

But yeah, so, all right, so I'm planning on a guy's trip to Vegas.

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