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Vault: Have His Kids Become Too Jaded by Privilege?

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🗓️ 1 June 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Vault: Have His Kids Become Too Jaded by Privilege?

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.5

I had the same sediment this year on Christmas morning that I had last year.

0:06.4

And I think what I'm asking for here is some advice from parents that have children that are like, I don't know, five, six, seven years old.

0:15.9

My foundation is really kind of, it's not, it really isn't very strong as far as parenting goes because I was raised in such a jacked up, unhealthy environment that I'm always a little bit timid on parenting and making judgments when it comes to family because I was just raised up in such a bad family environment that I don't know what's right sometimes and what's wrong.

0:41.4

But here's what I do know over the last two years.

0:44.5

And I don't know if I'm just being too hard or not.

0:48.3

Is that, you know, you wake up on Christmas morning and initially Christmas morning is awesome because Santa came the night before.

0:56.1

There is snow still on the carpet from when Santa dropped off the presents.

1:02.4

There are all these new presents. The carrots have been eaten by the reindeer, and they're all over our living room.

1:08.9

The cookies have been half eaten by Santa.

1:11.1

That's exciting for my son Hollis and Hayden, too.

1:13.6

The milk has been chugged down.

1:15.1

Santa did his job.

1:16.1

So it's really exciting.

1:17.2

It's magic.

1:18.6

There is nothing better than waking up on Christmas morning with a two-year-old and a seven-year-old

1:23.9

when Santa has been there and seeing their excitement and videoing it.

1:26.7

That part of Christmas is fantastic.

1:32.4

The same problem this year I had last year, man, is like the ripping open of the Christmas

1:39.6

presents, the I don't care about the cards that come along with the presents.

1:45.0

It's spending six seconds with one present and not even appreciating it until you get to the next one.

1:50.9

And then the words I want or what's next or I wanted this in a different color.

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