Vault: Bert says his 7 day Disney Cruise was too long
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2026
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show |
| 0:01.2 | M-I-C-E-Y |
| 0:02.8 | M-O-U-S-E |
| 0:04.0 | Mickey Mouse |
| 0:04.7 | Donald Duck! |
| 0:05.0 | Michael Mouse! |
| 0:06.0 | I can't do it. |
| 0:07.8 | I'll take the headphones off and I'll walk out of here. |
| 0:10.6 | Okay, sorry, sorry, everybody hush. |
| 0:12.4 | All right, here's the truth that there is nothing wrong with the Disney Cruise. |
| 0:17.4 | In fact, it is awesome. |
| 0:19.7 | The staff is fantastic. |
| 0:22.2 | They cater to kids 24-7 for seven days. |
| 0:26.0 | You've got characters that are running up and down the cruise ship, and your two-year-old |
| 0:30.0 | stops in his tracks when he sees Mickey and starts screaming at the top of his lungs. |
| 0:35.4 | My seven-year-old did two. |
| 0:37.3 | The shows that they do on board are, I mean, top shelf. |
| 0:42.0 | Everything about it. |
| 0:43.1 | The staff is fantastic. |
| 0:44.7 | They just have it all down. |
| 0:45.8 | It's almost like staying at a five-star hotel where you just ask for something. |
| 0:50.4 | Even the most random thing, they'll figure out a way to get it done. |
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