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Vault: The Celebrity Chase Continues...

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🗓️ 6 May 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Vault: The Celebrity Chase Continues...

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0:00.0

The Birch Show.

0:01.0

So Joanna, this was like a self-imposed challenge.

0:04.0

Nobody asked her to do this.

0:05.0

No.

0:06.0

I decided to take it upon myself and I'm starting to figure out why. Trying to question myself now. And it was really like to earn Birch Show, you know, like, um, Stripes. CRED. Yeah. And what was the challenge? I was going to get either Jamie Fox, Josh DeMas, or Catherine Hegel on the radio to do an interview. Don't forget about that, Zach Gallifakak. I can't say his last name. Zach Gallifanakas. Yeah. Good job. You got it. And Robert Downey Jr. And Robert Downey Jr. Yes. And the reason for that is all those actors are in town filming movies and they are and so I thought

0:37.9

it would be simple I'll get listeners to shoot me an email or Twitter you know like hit me up on

0:43.7

Twitter and let me know if they spot them or see them or anything and I figured then I could run

0:48.4

out there and try and put on the charm yeah or a low cut shirt-cuture. Are you bringing somebody with you? Aw. Art. You're rude. So not liquid. So mean. Anyway, so crusty. I'm going to ignore the negativity from that side of the room. You know, I'd focus on us. We're the positive side. Yeah. You're in the wrong studio. You may want to go down with the regular guys if you're looking for positivity.

1:14.4

So, right.

1:16.6

You know, a couple weeks ago, I was at work and I got a text message from a friend who said that she ran into Josh.

1:23.0

And I couldn't go because I was at work and I work at a peaks of place and I smell and reek of like sausage and pepperonies. So I was like, there's no way I can go. Some guy, pepperoni is a pheromone, just so you know. Now let me ask you a question here. Let's stop here for a second. Did you not go because you thought that because you looked all skanky or whatever and yeah we're smelling like pepperonies and all that

1:45.4

I never look skanky too okay let me reverse that because you didn't look your best was that a personal

1:50.9

decision or a professional decision well both I mean I want to look nice I always have to draw him in

1:56.9

with my looks and then really get him with my personality.

2:02.5

Or you could just bring someone with you. Really? No. Jeff, you're rude. You're a jerk. It's not crusty. So that day you decided not to go. So that day I didn't, I didn't go. Well, no, no, exactly. I was at work. I didn't think I had enough time to get ready and I would have missed him by then. Well, then the other day, my girlfriend tells me the next day that one of her friends saw him out in Buckhead area. Yeah, Josh. This is the same person. Josh. Like, for some reason, I think he's more accessible than the other. I haven't really heard much from Catherine or Jamie Fox. He does. He gets out and I think he gets his drink on pretty good. He likes to have a good time. I think so. And you see him spotted more than any of the others. And I don't really think that your cleavage is going to attract Catherine Heigle at the same rate. It would get Josh Dumont or Jamie Fox over to you. Right. So then I found out that. And then when was it, Wednesday? Yeah.

2:56.9

I got a text message from Jeff telling me that he was filming and it's some part of the downtown Atlanta.

2:58.7

And I was at work.

3:00.2

So I got off work at five.

3:01.0

I went home.

3:01.6

I took a shower.

3:04.6

I brought my friend this time for you guys.

5:37.6

And we drove around the area, but we never went in. Joanna, you're going to have to tell him the details. Well, I drove around. I didn't know where to go. What do you mean? You didn't know? Did you tell her exactly where he was? Yes. Which was where? The CNN Center. So you just walk right into CNN Center? I didn't. I was afraid that he wasn't, they were going to let me in, and we were trying to figure out where to park, and I didn't have any cash on me because it's like $20 parking everywhere. She didn't know the CNN Center was a public space. Yeah, I didn't know. Oh, no. Yeah, I thought they were going to like stop me and tell me, what are you doing here? She just drove around the outside of the CNN Center three times and said, I don't say the cameras on. So you thought it was all news and it would be heavily guarded and all that. You didn't know that there's like a mall in there. No, I had no idea. The bottom floor is like you. I've never been at the CNN Center. How long have you lived here? 25 years. And nobody is ever taking you to the CNN Center. And no, I live in the suburbs. Please clarify her hair color. Yeah, it's dark hair. Thank you. Yeah, to the... She is not taking to the room. Yeah, she's a brunette. It should be really difficult for you to find a positive side of the room right now. Oh, honey. I say A for effort. A for effort. I mean, you tried. I did. I thought that they were going to stop. Because I thought you had to work there to get in. You tried. That's like me saying, coming to the show and looking at the front door and then leaving and calling you guys at six going, hey guys, sorry, I mean, I tried. I didn't know I was supposed to come upstairs and sit at the microphone. Well, I went yesterday. I went in and there was nothing going on. It's pretty nice in there, huh? I think it's funny that you can be here 25 years and not know that you're allowed to go into the CNN. I've never, I lived in the suburbs. This is my first time living in Atlanta. So mission not accomplished. Any solid leads at this point for any one of them? This weekend, it's going to happen. It's going to happen this weekend. This is it. This is it. Are you saying that out of faith? Are you saying that because you've got a great lead in your back pocket? I think I just have a feeling. I just have this feeling that it's going to happen this weekend. Okay. Hey, Stephanie, good morning. You're on Q100. Hey, how are you? Good. How are you? I dated a guy last year who is now one of my best friends, and it was right after the hangover came out. We were hanging out, and he was showing the photo albums of, like, his high school and college years, and Zach Galla Finacchus is actually one of his, like, best friends. And I didn't believe him, so I made him call him. And he really is, but really good friends with him. He's in all of his pictures. And I know that they've talked since he's been in town. I don't know if they've seen each other. I haven't asked or anything. but, um, so I might be able to help with that. Okay. I know that Josh Sumal has been at San Luis a couple times. I have a friend that has seen him there. I've heard the same thing. Um, and then he works, my friend, well, one of my other friends works at Village Tavern and Alpharetta, and when we were there last Wednesday the producers came in to check it out to film a scene there. And I don't know when

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