Vault: 911 Calls, Sex & Somehow…Everyone's Asleep?!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 6 May 2026
⏱️ 17 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.7 | We were talking about this flight that I think it was going from San Diego to Minneapolis, right? |
| 0:09.4 | San Diego to Minneapolis and the tower couldn't get in touch with the flights. |
| 0:14.4 | They were trying to call the pilots and there was no contact, no contact. |
| 0:16.9 | Ends up the pilots overshot the airport by 150 miles. |
| 0:20.3 | Passengers had no idea what was going on. They turned around, went back to Minneapolis, landed, you know, the passengers, no big deal. They didn't think anything about it until when they arrived at the airport. There's a lot of cops on the scene and everything because people were, you know, thinking the worst. And so the pilot said, well, we were actually in an argument over, you know, industry policy. |
| 0:39.0 | Who's going to land the plane? You do it. No, you do it. They were having an argument, so they were distracted enough to where they missed the airport. |
| 0:45.2 | And that's why they did it. But the FAA is actually trying to figure out if they were asleep during the flight. |
| 0:50.8 | So we started focusing on the sleep part of this whole thing, and I said, |
| 0:54.4 | do you guys remember, we played some audio of a 911 operator once falling asleep on somebody. |
| 0:59.0 | Yes. This one comes from Memphis. This is old. |
| 1:03.4 | Here's how it began. I need somebody over here. Lisa called 911 and got a Memphis operator. |
| 1:09.7 | She told the operator she was robbed at gunpoint earlier that night, |
| 1:13.4 | and now she hears someone trying to get into her home. |
| 1:19.6 | Lisa's lifeline then went silent. |
| 1:22.7 | She continued to explain her situation, but the dispatcher did not respond, |
| 1:27.1 | not for just 15 seconds or 30 seconds, |
| 1:30.0 | but for one full minute. Then, sounds of snoring. |
| 1:38.5 | Is there? |
| 1:43.0 | Yes, ma'am. |
| 1:45.9 | Oh, no. |
| 1:50.6 | Lisa had already given the dispatcher her address. |
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