The Birch Show We're asking you guys to call us about your celebrity choking stories. We just had a virtual listener call up and say that she met John Von Jovi for the very first time. And she was so nervous that she ended up throwing up on his shoes. God. That's a pretty tough bar to be set at right now. Yeah, because vomit, that's not going to ever be good.

But he'll always remember you.

Yes, right.

And you'll always remember when you met him. Yeah. You made it memorable for Atlanta. Remember that one time we were in Atlanta? That girl threw up on my shoes, so if you got one, give us a call. Not too many coming in, though. Here's John. Good morning. Morning. How are you, sir?

I'm doing well.

How are you?

Good, man.

Which celebrity did you choke in front of?

René Zelliger.

Very good. Good morning. Morning. How are you, sir? I'm doing well. How are you? Good, man.

Which celebrity did you choke in front of?

Renee Zelliger.

Really?

What happened?

They were filming Cold Mountain on my college campus, College of Charleston.

And I saw her across the street.

And I was going to get an autograph.

Other people were getting her autograph, and she made eye contact with me.

And I landed right on my face because I tripped on the bricks. Oh, my God.

Did you bleed or get any cuts or anything?

I got some cut in my face.

Oh, on your face.

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