This is the Bert Show.

This morning I came in, I saw Bert like kind of flexing and stuff.

You mentioned yesterday how you felt...

It wasn't flexing. I don't come in here and go...

Oh!

I'm gonna come today, y'all!

Look at these!

And he was tightening the little tourniquet band that he keeps around his bicep and everything.

So, and I saw him kind of, you know, stretching or whatever.

And I kind of made a joke about him because he said he played soccer over the weekend.

And it beat him up.

Like he was, he was surprised at how sore he was.

And I said, what hurts is at your back? And he said it was. So then he came around here and allowed Jen and I to partake in the sound of his lower back cracking. Yeah, it makes an awful noise. Yeah, I'm not exactly sure how this all happened. It's not muscle soreness. I'm just, it's stiff. And when I do this whole deal with my leg, you can hear... Oh, don't do it. It's so gross. Like my lower back is cracked. It's like popping. I don't know that you'd be able to hear. Did you hear that? He panicked. So, so he came in and he made that and I, and, uh, and then he asked me, he said, how did you know something was wrong with my back?

And the reason I knew something was wrong with bird's back is because if you remember at the beginning of the summer, we all contacted a psychic.

And the psychic said, you know, gave different predictions. And I think, I don't think we ever officially declared it, but I'm operating that my psychic was the best because I think she's the only one who really got anything right. Yep. And, uh, well, if that's what you define as a good psychic. So there was, um, and she was, and she was, she was, she was awesome. Whatever. She was the only one who spoke inde in definite and didn't speak in maybe.

Maybe.

Could be.

So I'm not a huge.

I normally wouldn't invest the time in that, but she said some stuff that was kind of spooky.

And she reached out to me a week or two ago and said, hey, I've got some more information

for you.

I want to do another reading. Can we schedule time to do another reading?

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