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Vault: Bethany's Big Date, Was It Worth the Wait?

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🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Vault: Bethany's Big Date, Was It Worth the Wait?

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show.

0:01.7

Friday, we talked to Bethany, really nervous about this date. I was a supervisor, so it wasn't, we even talk about it. We flirted a lot. We just sort of flirtatiously were like, yeah, it's too bad we can't date, you know. I'm his boss. Ha-ha, you know. Okay. Yeah. She can't even breathe. I know.

0:20.9

I can hear the anxiety.

0:22.4

I know.

0:23.9

He was the one.

0:24.8

It was like, so finally we're going on a date.

0:27.9

Like, we've been waiting a long time.

0:29.8

Here it is.

0:30.4

We're going on a date.

0:32.2

I might have to cancel.

0:34.5

No, no, no, no, no.

0:36.1

It's been 10 years.

0:36.9

Why do you have to cancel?

0:38.3

My face completely broke out.

0:40.3

Wow, that sucks.

0:41.3

The other one is, like, so awful that thank God you changed my name because I wanted

0:46.3

to know this.

0:47.3

I want to know.

0:48.3

I have really bad guess.

0:51.3

Okay.

0:52.3

Oh.

0:53.3

So she is suffering from both of those things, and she's thinking about bailing on the date. And we try talking her into it. We're like, it's going to be just as – it's going to be worse next time. Right. Because if you skip this time, then the anxiety grows and the anxiousness grows, and it's not going to get any better. Yeah, my fear was that he would misinterpret. like Jim was talking about. He would misinterpret the reason why she was canceling the date.

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