Vault: She's On A Mission To Find Her Mom A Man
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🗓️ 13 February 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the bird show. |
| 0:01.9 | And here is Tavon. She wants to know if you guys think, if she's being a little bit too aggressive. She wants to find her mom a man this year. She's determined. Okay. Okay. Hey, Tavon. Hi. Good morning. How are you? I'm great. Okay, so explain us why now, all of a sudden, like, you've got to find your mom a man. Well, be honest, like, long story short, me and my mama from New York, and she basically |
| 0:25.3 | moved me down here around middle school just to give me a better life, and she didn't |
| 0:30.1 | really know anyone here, took a job at a construction company where there was, like, two other |
| 0:35.0 | employees, both men, both married. |
| 0:41.8 | So for like 15 years she was working at a job where normally it would be the time where she would meet people and make friends, and she really didn't have the opportunity |
| 0:47.1 | to. |
| 0:47.9 | So she puts me through college, works really hard. |
| 0:51.1 | I'm actually getting married in two weeks, less than two weeks. And we were at Lenox |
| 0:57.7 | for fireworks. And, you know, just sitting around and looking at all these couples. And it was our last |
| 1:02.5 | time us going to Lenox for our single girls out. And I was thinking, you know, this is pretty |
| 1:08.3 | ridiculous that at this point in time my mom was |
| 1:11.8 | forty six i sent you guys pictures she's absolutely gorgeous looks like she's in our 20s and |
| 1:18.1 | she's still single and it's just frustrating because um we're really close i know the guys that |
| 1:24.1 | try to talk to our mom usually always there because we hang out a. And it's usually either 20-year-olds that want, you know, just the it from her, the booty |
| 1:34.9 | from her. |
| 1:35.6 | Or it's like 40 or 50-year-olds that pretty much are divorced and don't really want a relationship |
| 1:42.4 | and just want the booty for her. |
| 1:45.0 | So I figure, you know, I'm going to take things in my own hands and for her birthday in May, |
| 1:51.0 | I surprised her with a photo shoot, which I told her was just, you know, to help her confidence. |
| 1:57.0 | But it's actually to get some nice professional pictures done so that I can just do a blitz |
| 2:02.9 | for like the rest of the year and put her on every site, match.com, Craigslist, MySpace, |
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