Vault: Are These Foods Actually Better Than Sex?
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🗓️ 13 February 2026
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.5 | I got a question for you guys, and I'm not sure. |
| 0:04.0 | Well, we'll see what we get here. |
| 0:05.2 | But Stacy and I, my wife and I, went to Cafe Intermetz. Not for dinner, just for dessert. God, that place is killer. Oh, my gosh. I forget. I've only been there a couple of times. Oh, the whole counter of, I mean, it's you gawk. Like you go to the glass and you just gawk and claw and wait for them to come take your order. |
| 0:22.9 | Well, they've got one woman there, the poor little thing. I mean, they obviously purposely have not put labels on what exactly the cakes and pies are. So her job is to stand there and have people come up to her and go, what's that one? What's that one? What's that one? What's that? All night long. That's her job. |
| 0:42.5 | So she has to say, that's the carrot cake. Right. |
| 0:45.5 | There is the angel food cake. There's the chocolate moose cake. |
| 0:49.0 | And you know at least 12 times a night she's thought, just put the freaking labels next to the pie so I can do something else around here. But as we were walking in, the hostess said to us to Stacy specifically that |
| 1:02.0 | she had to try the chocolate cookie dough cheesecake. And her exact quote was, chocolate cookie dough cheesecake, because it's better than sex, which I was a little offended by, because I mean, I'm right there with her. |
| 1:17.1 | Oh, but it's chocolate. |
| 1:17.9 | And basically she's saying anything he can do to you, this cake is better. |
| 1:21.5 | Well, I mean, chocolate, cookie dough cheesecake, though. |
| 1:25.3 | Melissa's starting to agree with the lady from Intermetto. |
| 1:28.3 | She did order it and I sort of agree with her anyway. |
| 1:30.3 | It's really good. |
| 1:31.3 | But here's what I wanted to know from women listening because guys would never call up an answer to this. |
| 1:36.3 | But is there one specific dish at a restaurant that you would take over sex? |
| 1:43.3 | That it's so good. Like in this case, it was the chocolate |
| 1:46.4 | cookie dough cheesecake. It at Cafe Intermezzo is better than sex. What other dishes at Atlanta |
| 1:53.9 | area restaurants could be dessert, could be a main dish, could be an appetizer, but it's so good, |
| 2:03.9 | so good that you would pass up sex for it because it just tastes so good. |
| 2:06.8 | 404-741-Q-100. |
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