The Bird Show.

So readers digest here, I'll read right from their website.

Man, I know we got a lot of doctors and a lot of nurses listening.

They offer two dozen doctors a chance to tell it like it really is.

And general practitioner, surgeons, shrinks, pediatricians, other specialists really took the challenge.

Most of them wanted to be anonymous, although a couple of them let their identities known.

But some of this stuff here is really scary.

The first one I told you guys about is I was told in school to put a patient in a gown when he isn't listening or cooperating.

It casts him in a position of subservience.

I think that would be totally true.

I mean, psychologically, absolutely. I mean,

there's that little itty-bitty claw thing and your junk could be hanging out at any minute.

That almost makes sense to me. I almost don't have a problem with that. I don't even know why it

would have to be a situation where one person would have to be up here and the other one down here anyway.

He's the doctor and you're the patient.

You're already at a place where...

But he's saying if the patient was...

Uncooperative.

Stripping down naked.

Wow.

I used to have my secretary paged me after I had spent five minutes in the room with a difficult

or overly chatty patient,

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