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Vault: She's obsessed with a game about stealing boyfriends

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🗓️ 22 June 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Vault: She's obsessed with a game about stealing boyfriends

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0:00.0

Here, Bird Show.

0:01.4

So Bianca is addicted to a social networking game. Yes, it's called Sorority Life on Facebook. And you are addicted to farmville. Because, yes, you asked me to be part of Farmville. And I'm very proud to report. I got my dairy farm last night. Oh, you did. So you're in the Farmville Nation. I've got my horse barn and my dairy farm. Oh, cool. So now you're done. So now you're done.

0:24.1

So you reach in the Farmville Nation. I've got my horse barn and my dairy farm.

0:21.9

Oh, cool.

0:22.7

So now you're done.

0:23.5

So now you're done.

0:24.0

So you reach the highest.

0:25.1

So now you're done. That's how you went? I don't know how much. I mean, there's never an end. I mean, that's how they get you. But it is, I mean, it's like a sim game. Anyone who has ever played a sim game?

0:34.1

It's just you keep building.

0:35.2

And I don't know what else to do.

0:36.8

I mean, I don't know what else I can get.

0:38.6

But, yeah, I'm doing the Farmville thing.

0:40.4

And is this the same company that is doing the one that you're addicted to now? I'm not sure if it's the same company, but basically, your friends on your friends list, you try to get them in your house and you fight rivals and stuff. It's like a sorority, sisters and then when i was fighting this one girl well first off she attacked me so i got to back up a second so you have your own it's your own she's trying to get into it what's the name of the what's the name of the game sorority life sorority life and how old are you 19 and you hear the words that are coming out of your mouth? This is like middle school stuff.

1:11.1

No.

1:12.0

This is a sorority.

1:13.4

Sorry.

1:14.9

Sorry.

1:26.0

This is sorority stuff. You realize you're at the age where you could be doing this in real life. I know. You could be in a sorority. Don't listen to the haters. Don't listen to the haters. But it's funny because it's a lot of older people on there.

1:27.1

So anyways.

1:27.9

Like in their 20s.

1:29.1

And their 50s.

1:29.5

What?

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