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Vault: What's the appropriate Valentine's gift?

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🗓️ 22 June 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Vault: What's the appropriate Valentine's gift?

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show.

0:01.6

All right. We talk about this every single year right around this time.

0:05.2

And for a lot of you couples, you're in this tweener stage right now for Valentine's Day.

0:09.5

And you're not exactly sure what to get each other, right?

0:12.6

And at least for a guy, maybe it goes both ways also.

0:16.6

The present that you get for Valentine's Day might speak, it may define where you think the relationship is.

0:26.7

And he may not be in the same place and vice versa.

0:30.3

So before I run through this list that we talk about every single year of what appropriate gifts are for the time that you're going out.

0:39.1

If you guys have a couple of seconds to call us, 404-741-Q-100, tell us about, like, the

0:44.2

inappropriate gift you got based on the time that you were going out for Valentine's Day.

0:49.5

And this could go both ways.

0:50.9

Yes.

0:51.2

Like, you could be married for 20 years, and he gave you something so too. Scratch off tickets. Yeah, like insignificant, like a lottery ticket is perfect. Or it goes the other way also where you guys are dating for four weeks. He gets you diamonds. He gets you diamonds or a car or something like that. Because I think the best way to learn what those windows are is by hearing others mistakes.

1:11.9

Yeah, agreed.

1:12.7

And this is important right here.

1:15.2

Especially, I mean, Jan, for you, you've been dating this dude now, how long?

1:18.6

Like two and a half months?

1:20.2

That's a tweener stage right there.

1:22.0

It is.

1:22.6

Even though the relationship has progressed quickly in two months. It's still only 60 days.

1:29.1

So you got a tough decision ahead of you.

1:30.8

And my question is like, what do you get dudes for Valentine's Day?

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