Vault: She blew off work because of a hangover.
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🗓️ 22 June 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is The Bird Show. |
| 0:02.4 | Paulette wants to be on the voice disguiser. |
| 0:04.9 | Okay. |
| 0:05.3 | Got herself in some trouble over the weekend and missed some work and wants some help on how to recover. |
| 0:10.8 | Okay. |
| 0:11.8 | Paulette, good morning. |
| 0:12.7 | You're on the voice disguiser. |
| 0:14.8 | Good morning. |
| 0:15.8 | How are you guys today? |
| 0:17.1 | Good. |
| 0:17.6 | How are you today? |
| 0:19.2 | Good. |
| 0:19.7 | I listen to you guys all the time and now I'm calling for advice. Okay. Good. How are you today? Good. I listen to you guys all the time and now I'm calling for |
| 0:22.9 | advice. Okay. You have become one of those people that you've laughed at now for years. So let us... |
| 0:28.5 | I know. I know. I recognize that, but I really needed some help. So I decided to call anyway. |
| 0:33.7 | Welcome to the dark side. Yeah, right. What's going on? So, obviously, I watched the Super Bowl |
| 0:39.6 | Sunday. My boyfriend and I had a big party at our place, actually, about like 25, 30 people |
| 0:45.2 | were there. It was awesome. I grew up in New Orleans. I'm a huge Saints fan, so clearly I celebrated |
| 0:52.8 | pretty late. |
| 0:59.4 | So late, in fact, that I did not wake up the next morning for work. |
| 1:04.5 | I was, you know, I had to be honest, I was super drunk, totally tapped out. |
| 1:09.5 | I didn't hear my alarm, and I woke up at 1 o'clock in the afternoon yesterday. Oh, good job. That is a bender right there. Okay. I know. What time were you supposed to be in work? I was so bad. I was so hungover. So I just kind of laid there and I was so distraught about what to do that I didn't even, I didn't call into work I didn't do anything wait oh oh nothing so the whole day |
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