The Bird Show.

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Like I said before, I think we've probably all been here.

You know, you go out to like P.F. Chang's. It's like the ultimate, um, leftover food. Leftovers are almost better than the first time you have it. Yes, man, especially like P.F. Chang. So you have it on, like, on Wednesday night, and you wrap it all up and you bring it into the office. You put it in the fridge.

And all you can think about from 8 in the morning until noon is getting your hands on that Kung Pow chicken from P.F. Chang's, man.

Stop.

My left of lunch day is going to be good.

God.

You open up the fridge expecting to see that styrofoam little container.

And it's missing man it's missing

you feel like doing an amber alert

or even worse

even worse if you have the container in there

and you open it up and the food's gone

like somebody took the time to take the container out

eat it and put the container back in

that's happened before as well

you like that had my name on it even

that's the total middle finger of food stealing. Jeff and we used to have a dude on the show name Haas went out one night and they both came back to the radio station late late late late late late late late late late in a taxi no less because I had keys you know I left my keys with the valet so I had an extra house key here at the station. So we both run upstairs.

I get my key and the time it takes me to go into my office and get the key that I had,

you know, hidden there and get back down to the cab, he had gone into the fridge and seriously

made the most delicious smelling plate of something out of five different people's leftovers.

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