Hey, the bird show.

I have a friend who got the most bizarre offer recently.

Well, I don't think it was recent, but he told me the story recently.

He had gone through a really tough time because his dog had passed away.

And this is a dog he just absolutely loved.

And he's this, you know, single guy.

So this was his companion, right?

And so he lost the dog and was having a really, really tough time. Well, one of his friends came over, and this has been

a girl friend of his, but not girlfriend. They've never had anything romantic, completely

platonic relationship. But she's one of his best friends.

And she comes over to console him about the dog's death and him having to put the dog down and all this kind of stuff, whatever.

And they're talking and he's just so down in the dumps that she actually offered to sleep with him to put him in a good mood.

She felt so badly for him that she gave him sympathy sex. Well, she offered it. Yeah. He didn't take it. What? He didn't take the offer, but she offered it.

I mean, that's dead dog sympathy sex. What? I would have taken it. You would have? Yeah. The whole two

and a half minutes you're going to be thinking about your dead dog.

That's what he said. He's like, I couldn't get past what was like making me sad. And like, you know, he was like I just was so down in the dumps and I was just so in this other state of mind that I couldn't take her up on it. Did he get like a rain check? He wasn't a drag to her. Who does that? And would I ever think about that?

Like as like a rain check? He wasn't attracted to her. Who does that? Would I ever think about that? Like as like a sympathy offering. I mean, I would offer to cook dinner for a friend. You know what? I'll make you dinner or you know what? Let's go out. I'll buy you some a round of drinks. She's attracted to him. That's not nearly nearly as fun. I don't believe that she wasn't attracted to him. And they've stayed friends and they've never hooked up. I mean, and this was maybe, I think he told me he's dog. I think he's dog passed away maybe a year ago. And they're still really great friends. Best friends. Known each other for 15 years. I think it's a reverber. You know how you talk about how guys hang around if they're attracted to somebody and they'll

be friends until something happens and they're able to pay off on it? I think this is a reverse case of that. I think that she has had a crush on this dude and wanted him the whole time. And this was a this was the chance. This was the chance. This is so vaccinated.

Okay, ladies, ladies, if you're looking for an inn to have sex with a guy, you don't have to wait until there's a corpse of a dog in the garage. Like, just a heads up, I know you guys can't imagine this because you've got to talk about and analyze it. If you want to have sex with a guy, yes, you want to have sex with a guy. Wendy, you see a guy this week and you want to have sex with him. Show me your boobs. Women can't do that though. That's it. They can't because then they think that they're skanky if they do that. Then you think they're skanky if they do that. Oh, you're not skanky if you're going to have sex because there's a dead dog. But see, She had never offered a sorry for it. She had never offered it before.

In a woman's mind is what I'm saying.

She can't just offer sex or show her boobs because that's skanky. But if she's offering sex because she's so down in her mind, she's comforting him. That's compassionate. You're a death whore. She was comforting him. She felt sympathetic for what he was going through. She wanted to help put him in a better mood. He said any other day he would have taken her up on it. Any other time, if she had offered it, he would have gone there, but he couldn't do it. She's a skank. No, she's not. This woman? Why she's skank? First of all, I can't believe that you're endorsing any situation where a guy isn't having sex. How am I? So you're selling out all guys right now. I think guys have... They've been best friends for a really long time. She doesn't have to wait for the dog to die. That's the only reason she offered it. Right. She could offer it because I don't know. She didn't want to. You got to think like a woman. Here, listen to me. You got to think like a woman. She can't just offer him sex randomly or she's skanky. So this was a reason for her to go, hey, I'm being compassionate. She's still stanky. Not in her head. She's never offered us before or since.

And creepy.

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