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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 7 [Vault]

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2026

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 7 [Vault]

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0:00.0

The Birch Show.

0:01.0

Good morning, Hillary.

0:02.0

Hi, guys.

0:03.0

How are you today?

0:04.0

I'm all right.

0:05.0

I'm all right.

0:06.0

What's going on?

0:08.0

Well, I need your help because I'm in this weird situation.

0:12.0

My boyfriend of a year and a half has been begging me to move in with him.

0:19.0

And I was like really resistant to do it because, you know, when you move in with someone,

0:24.0

it's a big change.

0:24.8

And I liked where our relationship was.

0:27.0

And, you know, I like my own space.

0:29.8

And he has a dog.

0:33.4

And I'm not really into animals and into pets.

0:36.0

And so it kind of made me a little hesitant to do it.

0:39.4

But my lease ran up and he's been begging me, so I did it.

0:43.7

And while I was moving in, I found out that he adopted his dog with his ex,

0:54.0

and they adopted it after they moved back from Hawaii,

0:58.2

and they adopted it and named it Kona after where they lived.

1:03.9

Okay.

1:04.1

And I kind of, I kind of am annoyed because the dog is a reminder of his ex.

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