Vault: She's Been His Girlfriend for Years, And His Parents Have Never Heard Of Her
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🗓️ 31 March 2026
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Birch Show. |
| 0:02.0 | Um, Meg wants to be part of The Birch Show. |
| 0:05.0 | Okay. |
| 0:06.0 | So I've been with my boyfriend Brian for about a year and a half. |
| 0:10.0 | We're really close. |
| 0:12.0 | He's always over my house. |
| 0:13.0 | We basically live together. |
| 0:15.0 | We're actually talking about moving it together. |
| 0:18.0 | But the thing is, I've never met his parents. |
| 0:20.0 | They live in Colorado, |
| 0:22.8 | and he hasn't seen his parents in two years. I want to scratch off a couple of weeks ago. I want |
| 0:28.7 | $2,000. Nice. |
| 0:30.8 | Birthday's coming up. So what I did was I called his mom. I got his mom's number, and I called |
| 0:36.9 | her, like, hey, and Brian's girlfriend. |
| 0:40.3 | And I thought it would be nice to fly you, your husband, and Brian's brother down to Atlanta |
| 0:45.9 | and put them up for a hotel. |
| 0:47.9 | That's an awesome gift. |
| 0:49.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:49.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:49.8 | And she was like, okay, that's really nice. |
| 0:53.0 | Let me talk to my husband about it, and I'll give you a call back. |
| 0:58.0 | So yesterday, she left me a voicemail saying she was in an awkward situation. |
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