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Vault: The Show Roasts Jeff For Hosting A Couple's Baby Shower

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🗓️ 31 March 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Vault: The Show Roasts Jeff For Hosting A Couple's Baby Shower

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0:00.0

The Furt Show.

0:01.5

All right, so you tweet last night that we're going to be able to tee off on you today.

0:05.6

Oh, yeah.

0:06.0

I'm definitely going to get an ass kicking.

0:07.5

All right.

0:07.9

Let's go.

0:09.2

Let's focus.

0:10.6

Everybody focus.

0:12.0

And it's only because I've come and I've publicly been very strong on something.

0:18.2

And I'm going into this letting you know that I think I was a little bit tricked

0:23.3

but I was I was tricked out of my own ignorance like I wasn't do you sound like one of our women

0:29.2

callers right now that's just you're making a 30 second story and you're clouding it with

0:34.9

excuses before you even get to the details yeah you're justifying too many words. Too many words. Come on, let's do this. Just get to the problem. Man up. What'd you do? You went to a couple shower? You went to a couple shower? A couple's baby shower? Yeah. Oh, you have got really strong on that. I think we should clear the floor for Burke. I grew it. Well, let's let, Jeff. Hand him over. I think it's only important that. I was the host. You hosted? You hosted a couple's baby shower? What? I don't even know who you are anymore, Jeff Ball. I'm serious? him over right now. Weren't you the one to give Burt crap?

1:12.3

We just talked about, didn't we just talk about this yesterday? I don't know, did we? What was it for yesterday? In the post show? You hosted, and so you must have known for a while that you were hosting this, you just don't spontaneously say to Jessica, you know what we should do today? It was in it, it was like really...

1:28.9

Okay, here's how it happened.

1:30.4

Before we even start, what has your... say to Jessica, you know what we should do today? We should host the baby shower. It was in it, it was like really, okay.

1:29.9

Before we even start, what has your position been on couples' baby showers up until this very point?

1:35.9

And it remains, like, what has your position been?

1:40.1

About couples' baby showers up until you're selling out.

1:43.4

I think anybody who has a couple's baby shower should be hit with rocks.

1:51.9

Oh, yeah.

1:52.5

And guess what happened just about a month ago when I brought up, hey, producer Tracy's expecting.

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