The Bert Show.

All right, so maybe you're not sure if you have a low sex drive or not.

Like something doesn't feel quite right, but you're not comfortable asking other women about it. So you're sort of just sitting there with your own thoughts. Like, is it normal that I want to have sex this many times and not that many times? Or what's been going on? And I think for, I mean, in society, I think guys, I mean, guys have a pill. So you know what? Guys need some help or guys need some whatever.

Then there's something for a guy to do. But a lot of times for women, they may not talk about it because there's really not anything for them. And then, you know, it's like you said, anything when it comes to intimacy, you're embarrassed to talk about if there's a problem. I wasn't going to go down this avenue. but I wonder if there are women that do, if there's like an herb or something that you take, and I don't mean that kind of herb.

I mean. Like a vitamin or supplement. Like that's a great point. Like what do women use as their quote unquote, aphrodisiac? You know, we've got Viagra if we need the help. I don't know if women have a. What do women have to stir up up now? I don't know. There's things you can use one to get started that help. I understand. I'm talking about like getting in... What about vodka? How does that help? Tequila. Does that work pretty well? Meet my friend Patron. I wonder if women have any kind of like, just something to... Physically that stirs them up. I have no idea. Obviously, it's not something that is as known as like a Viagra or whatever. I forgot the name of the other pill, but with the smiley dude. See, Alice. Is that the dude? I don't know. I'm just guessing. You mean the guy? The 1950s smiley guy in the commercial.

Are you referring to the commercial of the guy who is promoted, the commercial that's promoting Seales and the guy spends the rest of the commercial doing the least sexy things ever, like fishing and mowing the lawn.

Yes, that guy.

Yeah, he's smiling. Yes, Cialis works so well that I can completely distract myself, scatting and gutting a fish that I just caught. And then I will go to my wife with stinky fish hands and she will still love me because I am so Seattleist up. Maybe there are some because of phone lines. There's a couple of phone lines ringing. So maybe it's women calling up to say, look, there is something you could take for that. Okay. 404-7401 Q-100.

Okay, here's the list that was provided by seduction labs. Four quick questions. I just imagine them in pink. I don't know, seduction labs in red or pink. With the soft clothes. They look like the clinic makeup counter, but it's pink. I don't know when you said that.

It sounds like a porn production company to me. The clinic makeup counter, but it's pink. I don't know when you said that.

It sounds like a porn production company to me.

From Seduction Labs.

Jenna Jameson.

And they're only wearing those lab codes in really, really high stiletus.

Some of these must have been written because they're like so obvious that maybe you're just so into your head that you haven't like done a cross check on them.

Okay, so here are some questions to determine whether you have a low sex drive or not compared to other women, all right?

In the past, was your level of sexual desire interest satisfying to you?

So have you ever been satisfied?

With your own interest level?

Yes. Okay. Has there been a decrease With your own interest level? Yes.

Okay.

Has there been a decrease in your level of sexual desire or interest?

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